Carrot Fan T-Shirts

Vegetarian Kebabs

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Gooseberry Fool...

Snowman

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Couch Potatoes

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Strawberry Shake

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.