Carrot Fan Mugs

Vegetarian Kebabs

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Snowman

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

The Brazilian Blow dry

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Couch Potatoes

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Strawberry Shake