Carriage Explorer Mugs

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

The Vineyard

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The Origami Society...

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

Drive safely.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

Second Chance Exit.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Teacher Shortage/Brain Shortage

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

Dodo with rubber ring

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

The End.

Giraffe Bridge

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

The Mechanic

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

Bears with mobile cave.