Carriage Explorer Pillows

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

The Vineyard

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The Origami Society...

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Drive safely.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

Second Chance Exit.

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

Teacher Shortage/Brain Shortage

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

Dodo with rubber ring

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

The End.

Giraffe Bridge

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

The Mechanic

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

Bears with mobile cave.

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."