Carpe Diem Chaser Mugs

If flies went to church

In basket-case.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Deadlines

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Letter writing lady.

Tango

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"I got a job!"

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Ever feel like there just isn't enough time in the day to delegate all the things you want done?"

"I need it yesterday."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Rugby golden oldies.

"Change in plans - the deadline's been moved up to four days ago."

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

"It's always LAST MONTH with you isn't it? The 31st was YESTERDAY, so say so!"