Carpe Diem Advocate Mugs

"Let's take our fun where we can find it."

"I've decided to enjoy my money now and become a burden to society later."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

When protons collide...

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Why should I be a faithful companion when he's horrible to me?'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"Hey, didn't I vote for you?"

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"

"Master, what is the best thing I can do for the poor?"

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

Homeless dog: 'Would eat homework for $2.'

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

In other news, a Kurdish group today announced plans to send humanitarian aid to British and American taxpayers...'

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

'That's discrimination!'

Bums Without Borders

'His lawyer wants his time-out reduced to ten minutes, time served.'

Local food shelves.

'Please, give me any book.'

"I'm donating some of my old clothes to the poor and starving." "If they're starving they aren't gonna fit."

Innocent Civilians

Bird Feeder for tramps.

Syria

Refugee Crisis

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.