Carpe Diem Chaser Prints

If flies went to church

In basket-case.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Deadlines

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Letter writing lady.

Tango

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"I got a job!"

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Ever feel like there just isn't enough time in the day to delegate all the things you want done?"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"I need it yesterday."

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

Rugby golden oldies.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

"Change in plans - the deadline's been moved up to four days ago."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)