Caroling Connoisseur Mugs

Ding dong merrily on us!

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Clown Watercooler

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

Claudius Monteverdi.

Choirboy

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Theatrical Christmas.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Welcome to my cellar!

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

The Mime and Tabernacle Choir Singing Silent Night.

Bahrain F1

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Christmas choir

Coventry Carol

A band rendition of Silent Night.