Cellar Connoisseur Mugs

Welcome to my cellar!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love this time of day."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Scarpia's Palace

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."