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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

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"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

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Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

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"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

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'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'