Carnivore Comedy Seeker Pillows

"You got lucky with that field trip, Phil. But it'll never work a second time."

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Zoo animals.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.