Carnivals Pillows

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Arcade Game Baseball.

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Line for a funnel cake stand.

"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Guess Your ATM Password

Guess your weight-related illness.

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

Guess your sperm count

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'It's cotton candy taken to the next level, it's polyester candy.'

"You have to shake it up if you want to see it snow again."

"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Carpal Tunnel Of Love

'I see they've had their health and safety inspection.'

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'

Humiliate the clown till he dunks himself.

'I'm trying to lead a healthier lifestyle. I'd like the butter on a stick, unfried.'

Guess Your Wait.

"Oi! Can't you see I've already got a fair in the back?!"

'Is it just me or are things getting easier these days?'

'I'm all about quantity.'

Made in Sweden.

"See, you were all worried for nothing!"

Spice up your life

"And that was with the handbrake on!"