Carnivals Pillows

Potato in the Fun House sees himself as a Chip.

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Line for a funnel cake stand.

"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Arcade Game Baseball.

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Guess your weight-related illness.

Guess your sperm count

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

Guess Your ATM Password

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"And that was with the handbrake on!"

Humiliate the clown till he dunks himself.

'I'm trying to lead a healthier lifestyle. I'd like the butter on a stick, unfried.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'It's cotton candy taken to the next level, it's polyester candy.'

Guess Your Wait.

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

'I see they've had their health and safety inspection.'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

In the back of his mind, Billy realized this would be his pièce de résistance.

Circle the wagons!

Made in Sweden.

Ferris Wheel set on High Speed.

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'

"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."

"You have to shake it up if you want to see it snow again."

Man sees sign on door: 'Mr. Ferris... Big Wheel'.

'I'm all about quantity.'