Carnival Mugs

"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."

"Is it just me, or are things getting easier these days?"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Mafia clowns can fit an unlimited number of bodies in the trunk.

Tunnel of Likes

'Relax, Julie, you haven't gained weight. That's a funhouse mirror I put up to remind myself not to pig out.'

"Watch BoBo the Clown cry real tears of existential crisis only to refocus his energy through sublimation and laugh at the inherent indifference and absurdity of existence."

Mafia clowns can fit an unlimited number of bodies in the trunk.

Beware the Frightening Zip Lions!

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

Circus trousers

Zika and Carnival

"Mine just dribbles and my balloon is limp!"

'Not now Mavis - the match is about to start.'

Mafia Clowns.

'He's spread...now what?'

Strip-Tease Merry-Go-Round

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Southwark Fair.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

Clown Face Painting

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'