Carnival Vendor Mugs

"Helium shortage."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Southwark Fair.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Fist Bumper Cars

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Tunnel of love"

Carioca

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'...Please stop the...'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The Brazilian Blow dry

Tunnel of Infatuation

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

A fairground attraction

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."