Carnival Enthusiast Mugs

"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Guess your weight-related illness.

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Scary rides down at the job fair.

"You have to shake it up if you want to see it snow again."

"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."

Humiliate the clown till he dunks himself.

"And that was with the handbrake on!"

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

In the back of his mind, Billy realized this would be his pièce de résistance.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Ferris Wheel set on High Speed.

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

Circle the wagons!

Children must be this tall to ride, adults must be this thin.

'Tastes like rubber chicken.'

Face Painting.

'I see they've had their health and safety inspection.'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

'It's cotton candy taken to the next level, it's polyester candy.'

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Is it just me or are things getting easier these days?'

"Oi! Can't you see I've already got a fair in the back?!"

"Watch BoBo the Clown cry real tears of existential crisis only to refocus his energy through sublimation and laugh at the inherent indifference and absurdity of existence."

Guess your Weight Discuss the Health Risks Formulate an Exercise Plan.

"take your best shot, counselor."

Strip-Tease Merry-Go-Round

Shooting Range

An in amusement park shooting gallery aims at targets labelled Westhampton, Easthampton, & Bridgehampton

Guess your cholesterol