Carnival Ride Enthusiast Mugs

A single man rides into Onan's Cave.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Carioca

Tunnel of Like.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The Brazilian Blow dry

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Tunnel of Infatuation

A fairground attraction

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Face Painting.

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Fun at the Fair.

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Water Balloon Animals.

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Face painting - children have no faces

Bumper Limos

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

Guess your cholesterol

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

Gracie goes over to the college recruitment tent at a carnival.