Carnival Games Pillows

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Before I determine your raise, I should warn you that I'm really out of shape.'

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

'We can talk about money later.'

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

"The target, Lady - aim at the target!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Southwark Fair.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clown Face Painting

Carioca

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of TV

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Face Painting.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Tunnel of Infatuation

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."