Carnival Game Fanatic Pillows

Guillotine Strongman

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Evolution.

"Home depot."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

"I said slime."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Carioca

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Face Painting.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'There's an imposter among us!'

The Brazilian Blow dry

Tunnel of Infatuation

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Pokemon Get Lost

Vampire Bat

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

A fairground attraction

'Do you have it in black?'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

No Right Turn (monster)