Carnival Barker T-Shirts

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Southwark Fair.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The Brazilian Blow dry

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

A fairground attraction

Face Painting.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Bumper Limos

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"Guess the weight you used to be"

Face painting - children have no faces

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Tunnel of Life and Love

Hot Dog £1.