Carnival Barker Prints

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Southwark Fair.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Carioca

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The Brazilian Blow dry

Tunnel of Infatuation

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

A fairground attraction

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Face Painting.

Fun at the Fair.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Water Balloon Animals.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Face painting - children have no faces

Bumper Limos

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Arcade Game Baseball.

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Tunnel of Life and Love