Caring For A Sick Child Pillows

Child being force fed a spoon of medicine

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Father nursing his sick child

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Sick person curled up at home

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"...Well, yes. There is some good news... If you believe in reincarnation."

Sweet Jailbreak

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

'I don't feel that bad.'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."