Caribbean Traveler Pillows

"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."

Bakery. Pies. Havana Banana $8.00. Jamaican Apple $6.50. Florida Key Lime $9.25. Haitian Rhubarb $5.99. Aruba Cr

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Cimafunk

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pina Coladas

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Yipeee!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Neurotics in the tropics

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'