Caribbean Traveler Pillows

"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Yipeee!"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'