Caregiver Chronicles Gifts

"Cathy, this will be an easy sleepover for you - Ben doesn't take any medications at all."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"