Carefree Walker Gifts

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Speed reader...?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Whatever!

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Sidewalk Ballet

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Weathervanes.

Mexican Dog

'No luggage.'

"They grow up so slow."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Soho walking society

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Living on the Wild Side

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

'When you said we were going for a walk, I certainly didn't think it meant me carrying your golf clubs.'

The downside of curbing your dog....

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.