Carefree Walker Gifts

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Sidewalk Ballet

"Speed reader...?"

Whatever!

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Weathervanes.

'No luggage.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"They grow up so slow."

Soho walking society

Mexican Dog

Living on the Wild Side

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

'When you said we were going for a walk, I certainly didn't think it meant me carrying your golf clubs.'

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

The downside of curbing your dog....