Carefree Cosmetic Enthusiast Prints

Botox: Cosmetic Miracle or Gateway Drug?

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Woman applying makeup

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Desert Dermatologist

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'