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"I used to be a physician, but after being sued for malpractice I realized I was in the wrong profession!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Caged Businessman

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

When staffing agencies screw up.

The Remote Olympics

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Respected Professionals

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

"Sorry I'm late again, boss. I got held up in self-doubt and regrets."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."