Career Promotion Gifts

A fight in the Boardroom.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"You'll will be in complete control...just don't make any decisions"

'I love to come here because it reminds me of how I became a capitalist.'

'This is our merger plan.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

"How can CEO salaries continue to be so out of whack?"

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Make a decision or Delegate?

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'I've told you before, Warner. You're not allowed to spend the entire day complaining until you make partner.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"#Win!"

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"It's a long term goal."

Cash Cow

Build for Success

'You have to run full speed just to stay even!'

'I have a very stressful job. The doctor said my condition was induced by job related stress. Luckily, the bypass surgery is one of my executive perks.'

We have a woman financial director.

"Remember honey, success isn't measured by the title on your door. It's by the size of your desk."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Reach for the Star.

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'Mission statement accomplished!'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

'Here's something you didn't count on - 83,000 shares of the company stock up my sleeve!'

The rope to success.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'They're offering $5 billion for our engineering division? How much would that be in herring?'