Career In Military Prints

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

Servicemen.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'...and this is the Mess.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

An Arm and a Leg.

Kosovo.

'If your business wants political stability, you've come to the right place.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Used to it.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

England.

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"The MOAB bomb let me express a long-repressed desire to say 'bombs away'."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."