Career In Military Pillows

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Kosovo.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'If your business wants political stability, you've come to the right place.'

Used to it.

An Arm and a Leg.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

England.

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"I liked the one that saluted."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"The MOAB bomb let me express a long-repressed desire to say 'bombs away'."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."