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Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Dressed for Success!

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Keyworker

Go! Means NOW!

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Upward Progress

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'