Career Hurdle Highlights Gifts

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Dressed for Success!

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Keyworker

Supermom.

Go! Means NOW!

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Upward Progress

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Mark Zuckerberg

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."