Navigating Career Challenges T-Shirts

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Mum, I got the job!"

Caged Businessman

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Business Sisyphus

'How long's he been out there?'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

Still Here

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

PEP TALKS!

"Sorry, Dad."

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

'So do I get the job or not?'

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say we're pursuing bankruptcy. It's more like bankruptcy is pursuing us."

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"