Career Choice Commentator Gifts

'Those who can't hunt, gather -- those who can't hunt OR gather, teach.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Occupant.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Boy who has been to the dentist

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"I'd like your honest, unbiased and possibly career-ending opinion on something."

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

Time Slavery.

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

"I don't see your Zodiac sign anywhere on your resume."

'I've decided to study real hard so I can grow up and become a pundit.'

Evolution of Chair

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"When you said you wanted to be a doctor I thought you meant, maybe a cardiologist. What in the world is an astrophysicist?!"

"I need to find out if I'm working to live or just living to work. Pull together the numbers that make sense out of it all."

110% Job Performance.

'I'm looking for a yes man who doesn't use the word yes, are you that man?'