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'Sure, who wouldn't want to be a secretary. Secretary of State.'

'I don't usually deal with headhunters on jobs that pay $21,500.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'It's not the peasants, majesty! They're college grads seeking career work.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

What else is there to wish for?

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Day one, post grad

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

The March to the Top

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'You've both been at this company for the same amount of time, but deciding who gets the promotion was relatively easy.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

"We don't have anything right now, but we'll put you on standby."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

You are more than your job description.