Care Coordinator Pillows

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Trade Show Sherpas

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Supply Chain

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Turn Down For What.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

'Men will never understand.'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Undersized Load

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Drugs - 'Placebos' and 'Ex-strength placebos'.