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"The doctor said jogging would 'add ten years to your life...' He was right - I feel ten years older...!!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Lesser known greek gods,

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

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Running

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

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"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Still on your left."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."