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'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

Lesser known greek gods,

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

Agency Moody's comments

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Art Gallery.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

"Now you can send it."

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

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Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."