Cardboard Dwellers Fan Prints

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"How was the play!"

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Chess Halloween

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"My bottom went to sleep."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

Types of Wood

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'On a positive note though Maurice...no flies!'

Eskimo Lego set.

Nothing on a stick vendor for beavers.

'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'