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'If you think that's something, wait 'till you see his card tricks.'

'When I said we need to put some magic back into our marriage...'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"And is that your card?"

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Magic Trick

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

John's conjuring abilities were limited..

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Go on! Pick a card.

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

Rabbit in a hat.

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Candid Camera store.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Some card-game puns

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How about a game of cards?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'