Carbon Footprint Slasher Gifts

"Going green now means environmentally correct, but in the old days it meant buying stocks with big dividends."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

Ecological balance.

Climate change skeptics.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Electric car

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The oil trap.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

CO2 - Finding the truth.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Venice Floods

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

Methane Emissions

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

COP26 GLASGOW

Stop Global Warming

Turning the switch on the environment.