Caramel Coffee Lover Pillows

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Hats and Food

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Teapot

Waiting for retirement.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Coffee

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"He gets his best ideas that way."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.