Car Waxer Prints

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Candle Portraits.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

Spray painter.

Eco-friendly car wash.

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

Hand Car Wash.

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Mouthwash.

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

'Muffy!'

"Washing the car?"

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'