Car Troubles Jokester Pillows

I thought "E" meant enough.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

A Not So Grand Slam.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Okay. Hit it."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'How was my emergency stop?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Power steering.'

Cotton candy

Freak Accident Specialist

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

"Well done!"

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'