Car Sales Humorist Gifts

Searching for a perfect gift for a car sales humorist? Our collection of funny and clever products captures the lively spirit of automotive sales with humor that resonates. Whether it's a cheeky mug for their desk or a fun t-shirt to wear during weekend drives, these items add a dash of laughter to their day. Celebrate their love for cars and comedy with gifts that make their hobby even more enjoyable and shareable.

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'You're the third car salesman in a row that has recommended one of these for us.'

'You're the third car salesman in a row that has recommended one of these for us.' mockup

'You're the third car salesman in a row that has recommended one of these for us.'

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Larry's used art

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... ' mockup

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

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'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.' mockup

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

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'It seats two comfortably.'

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"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home." mockup

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

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CLEAR!

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'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.' mockup

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

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"In layman's terms, it's Â£12,750." mockup

"In layman's terms, it's Â£12,750."

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Mohammad's motors

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'God's speed.'

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"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

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Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings! mockup

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

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'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.' mockup

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

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'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?' mockup

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

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"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together." mockup

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!" mockup

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

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"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell." mockup

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

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"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500." mockup

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

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'I need a lot of trunk space.'

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'How about a nice saloon?'

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"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know." mockup

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

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'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!' mockup

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

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Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages mockup

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

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"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me." mockup

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

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'Beware of SUV.'

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"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online." mockup

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

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"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device." mockup

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

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"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance." mockup

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

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"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!" mockup

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

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'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.' mockup

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

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"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!' mockup

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

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Car Sales Humorist Gifts Collection

Car Sales Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that are perfect for car sales humorists. Find the ideal funny mug to brighten their mornings and their day.

Car Sales Humorist Pillows

Check out our funny pillows that bring humor to any space. Perfect for car lovers with a sense of humor, these pillows make stylish, playful accents.

Car Sales Humorist Prints

View our humorous art prints designed for car sales enthusiasts. Add a touch of wit and personality to their home or office decor.

Car Sales Humorist T-Shirts

Discover a range of witty t-shirts that are perfect for car sales humorists. Browse humorous designs that will add personality to their casual wardrobe.