Car Ride Book Adventurer T-Shirts

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'm after the history section."

"I read the audio book."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Universe of reading

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Wrong Way.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Gas eyedropper.

Back to School

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

BMX riding in Bavaria

Tedium Tours.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Tunnel of Fudge!

Mobile library.

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'