Car Ride Book Adventurer T-Shirts

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'm after the history section."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"I read the audio book."

A series of Exit signs.

Universe of reading

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Wrong Way.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Gas eyedropper.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Back to School

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

BMX riding in Bavaria

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Tedium Tours.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"