Car Obsessor T-Shirts

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Inflating Boobs.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'