Car Obsessor T-Shirts

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Route 666

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Inflating Boobs.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"