Car Meme Lover Gifts

My House Is Smarter Than Your Honor Roll Student

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

I break for toilet paper

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

Driving a Lemon.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'