Car Kids Gifts

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Dog Park

"One year closer to college!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."