Car Kids Gifts

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Dog Park

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"One year closer to college!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Under pressure.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."