Car Jokester Prints

'Power steering.'

Car Rental: 'Just be glad it's once a year.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

No U-turns

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Getting the Finger

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'