Car Culture Humorist Gifts

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'